Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Thar's GOLD in them thar Counties of Orange and
this here's my little vial of

 "Actual GOLD panned at the gold mine,
KNOTT'S BERRY FARM Ghost Town, Calif."

(This was NOT panned at the infamous "Knox Berry Farm" I have so often heard of.) I did venture into them thar hills of Orange to stake my claim on these "gold nuggets" quite some time ago so I don't know if they package your own personal Mother Lode quite the same way anymore. Thar used to be water in that little container. It evaporated some hunered years ago, by crackee.

My modest fortune in gold remains intact and gents with less than honest intentions are reminded that Lizzy Tex Borden does indeed go heeled.

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