Monday, March 5, 2018
When I was over at Fry's Electronics I bought this DVD. "Mother
Truckers: The Convoy Collection 2". I really like trucker movies.
That is, movies about the trucker life and fightin' and lovin' and drivin'
in the country and the desert and all of that. There are three movies
on this DVD and my bank account is lighter by $7.50.
Now, call me naive but I thought I was getting a
couple of maybe not so great "Smokey and the Bandit",
"Convoy" or "White Line Fever" movies.
I watched "The CB Hustlers" tonight and it is the lowest budgetest
late-night drive-in movie you can imagine. The picture is bad, the
audio is terrible, the songs are rejects from porn movies and...
...IT. WAS. AWESOME.
Not good, but so much fun. Yeah, too many boobs, but the rest is
so much great imitation redneckedness. The description says the movie
is 85 minutes long. Not hardly. It is 75 minutes long. This type of movie
brings back so many memories. I can't wait to watch the other two
movies: "Queens of the Road" and "Trucker's Woman". I hope they are
as bad as "The CB Hustlers". I am going to rate this movie,
for what it is... 10 out of 10 "You Got Yer Ears On?"s.
Posted by Lizzy Tex Borden at 11:16 PM