Saturday, April 21, 2012

This swing caught my eye the minute I left the store, because
I'm slightly countrified like that. The only thing is, the store this
is outside of is Big Lots, AKA in the old days as Pic 'N' Save.

The same Pic 'N' Save stores that sold those Clacker toys that consisted of
two hard epoxy balls on a string that you "clack" together right before
they clack you in your temple and kill you, for life. So I'm just not
too sure about sitting my butt down on a rustic log swing from Big Lots.
It could be a Clacker in disguise just waiting to clack my coccyx.

But it's got that Country Bear Jamboree thing goin on and I really like that.

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